Pff meme

I have a sudden urge to actually do stuff on dA for once :I
Stole from EnderqueenShado

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No. (Imma put maybe as well :I)

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem. (Screw dat, I'm explaining anyways >:U)

3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!! (dyuxjdchiysdxhxgfjhvj)

Kissed any one of your Facebook friends?  No
Been arrested? No
Kissed someone you didn't like? No
Slept in until 5 PM? Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
Ran a red light? Yes (not in a car :I Still ran it though :U)
Been suspended from school? No
Experienced love at first sight? Yes (Somewhatttt when I was like... 5)
Totalled your car in an accident? No
Been fired from a job? No
Fired somebody? Yes (hurrhurrhurr)
Sang karaoke? Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? Yes (dundunnDUNNNNN)
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
Kissed in the rain? No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? Maybe (I have no clue :I)
Seen someone die? No
Played spin-the-bottle? Yes
Sang in the shower? No (I used to hum )
Smoked a cigar? No
Sat on a rooftop? Yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? Yes
Skipped school? No
Eaten a bug? Yes
Sleepwalked? No
Walked a moonlit beach? Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? Yes
Dumped someone? No
Forgotten your anniversary? No
Lied to avoid a ticket? No
Ridden on a helicopter? Maybe (no clue)
Shaved your head? No
Blacked out from drinking? No
Played a prank on someone? Yes
Hit a home run? Yes (Ehhhh the court was small as hell. And is Wii Sports counts then double yes~)
Felt like killing someone? No (Only hurting someone :U)
Cross-dressed? ...
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...Yes (When I was a childddd >:U)
Been falling-down drunk? No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? No (I never had one )
Eaten snake? Yes
Marched/Protested? Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No
Puked on amusement ride? No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? No
Been in a band? Kinda (Schooooool)
Knitted? No (only sewn stuff :I)
Been on TV? Maybe (I dunno)
Shot a gun? Yes
Skinny-dipped? No
Caused someone to need stitches? Yes (Myself ;n; )
Ridden a surfboard? No (Only something like one |D)
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? No
Had surgery? Maybe (no clue if I did~)
Streaked? ...Yes (Once again, when I was a childdddd .M. )
Taken by ambulance to hospital? No
Passed out when not drinking? No
Peed on a bush? Yes
Donated Blood? No
Grabbed electric fence? Yes (DERPPPP)
Eaten alligator meat? No
Eaten cheesecake? Yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? Yes (Well duhhhh)
Killed an animal when not hunting? Yes (stepped on a frog)
Peed your pants in public? I dunno (Maybe when  I was young but not sure)
Written graffiti? Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? No
Think about the future? Yes
Been in handcuffs? Yes
Believe in love? Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes



SO YEAH,l I BROKE THE RULES TOO BAD
But I actually did something for once